Hey kids! Don't you just looovvvee to brush your teeth?

 

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?

What if I told you that you would never have to brush your teeth again?

The makers of The Lenny Kravitz Blocker are proud to present the revolutionary new breakfast food... Toothpaste Flavored Poptarts!

Forget about brushing your chompers- Toothpaste Flavored Poptarts do the work for you!

While you enjoy your delicious mint-flavored breakfast, copious amounts of sodium fluoride, sorbitol, and pentasodium triphosphate are working hard to eliminate plaque and prevent gingivitis.

This new Poptart flavor is even approved by the ADA! (Not as a safe alternative to brushing.)

So what's the hold up? Buy Toothpaste Flavored Poptarts today!

 

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