As a young hooligan I pulled my fair share of outrageous pranks. Considering myself a pioneer of the field, I figured that I could give our readers a little ammunition to get back at their friends and enemies. Get your pen and pad ready because I have compiled a list of some of the best pranks ever pulled. Some of these past pranks are original inventions, while others are borrowed with slight modifications.

Third time is the charm

My friend was lifeguarding at a local rec. center pool one summer. He had gotten me with a couple of killer pranks in the past, so one day I took a king size Snickers bar and dropped it into the pool. Some kids freaked out and he went down there, poked it and ended up pulling it out. I did the same thing the next day, with exactly the same results. After inspecting it, he reached down with his hand and grabbed the candy bar. Assuming my Pavlovian conditioning had taken full effect, I pulled the prank a third time, but used a real turd that I had cooked up the night before. He reached in and grabbed it without a second thought.

Milk don’t like heat and now Joe don’t like milk

I once worked at a camp during the summer and it would get extremely hot. I checked the forecast for the “record heat day”. I took a packet of instant milk and put it in my roommate’s bed. We had no air-conditioning, so as he sweated all night, the instant milk began to react just like it would with water. The bed, the room, and my roommate smelt like spoiled milk for a while. He ended up shaving his head because he couldn’t get the smell out of his hair.

The Upper Deck Theory

If you have ever been “upper decked” you know it is a terrible mess. And if you haven’t, count yourself blessed amongst your peers. Upper Decking is the classic art of taking a dump in the top part of someone’s toilet. The legend holds that it was first done on accident by a drunken frat boy, but none the less it has inspired generations of ruined toilets and stinky flush water. Upper Decking is not just a prank, but rather an art form, because it gives the prankster the ability to exercise their creative genius. If you don't feel the need to relieve yourself, keep in mind that anything granulated that mixes with water will also ruin a toilet (coffee, Kool-Aid, hot chocolate mix, etc.). Anything solid that will break off into pieces and dissolve in water will do the job too- you have the freedom to mix and match, have fun.

Stage the Contest

Be forewarned: the parties involved in pulling this prank were threatened with felony drugging charges of a U.S. citizen, who happened to be a minor, on foreign soil. This prank can cause serious problems – not recommended to be tried by anyone.

I bought a box of Ex-lax from a Mexican street vendor and had my friend challenge this outrageously cocky kid to a Mountain Dew chugging contest. Before the contest we bought six two-liter bottles and uncapped all of them. We implanted nearly 30 tablets between three bottles and sealed them. He came, he drank, he finished all three and the next day he had a 14 hour flight home from Mexico City. Do mess with us!

 

Have you ever pulled any outrageous pranks? E-mail me and I will include them in another prank installment!

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