Our buddy Jonathon has been up busy lately. The Arabian Monkey Press Association has the report.
Cuba Should Continue to Stand Against U.S. Imperialism
Do any of you remember a writer who went by the pseudonym Jesus Shuttlesworth? Check the "About Us" section if you've forgotten, or click the above link for his latest political tirade. The victim this time? The United States' relationship with Fidel Castro and Cuba.
Another Reason To Hate Iowa and 6 Year Olds
In this gripping opinion piece, The Douginator explores how Iowa could ever possibly please its nation with such a small and flacid caucus. After he's through mowing down "The Tall Corn State," he rants on the corruption caused by a certain anti-christ by the name of Miley Cyrus.
How to Tell if Senator Larry Craig is in the Stall Next to You
The Douginator presents a "How To Guide" that could save your fucking life. Make sure you send it to loved ones and friends.
What if Bill Clinton Becomes the First Lady?
Bill Clinton has the opportunity to become the first male "First Lady" in our nation's history. The Gerk takes an in-depth look at what Bill's new responsibilities would be as the most emasculated male ever to serve as Commander in Chief.
The Five People George W. Bush Will Meet in Heaven
Arabian Monkey presents The Douginator's take on Mitch Albom's idea and spins it 360 degrees.
Arabian Monkey would like to introduce Jesus Shuttlesworth. His opinions aren't far left, nor are they far right- they are aren't even out in left field. You may like what he has to say, but you might not, so be prepared for a revolutionary new outlook on our world today.
American Political Idol
A new show on Fox is upcoming, and it will help decide our next president. Take a first look here at Arabianmonkey.com.