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Links 11/21/07 - 12/28/07 December 7, 2007
THE BEST RAP MUSIC SONG EVER.
On the surface, this appears to be a serious site. However, the disclaimer is by far the funniest part- "We in no way can guarantee someone entry into Heaven. If the time came though for someone to go and they had purchased a kit and they in fact did not get into Heaven and they contacted us somehow, then we would surely still honor our money back guarantee."
When Riding the Whip Goes Wrong Have you ever wanted to see what would happen if some punk ass white kid got his car stolen when he tried to ghost ride the whip?
December 6, 2007
Kermit's Reaction to "Two Girls, One Cup" If you don't know what "Two Girls, One Cup" is, TRUST ME, you don't want to know. And I would recommend you never look it up either, especially if you are at work or if you can't easily un-burn images out of your eyes.
Peyton Manning's Personalized Pep Talks Just like the commercials, these pep talks are pretty funny. This site gives you the capability to insert a friend's name- a perfect Christmas present!
A theory that states that as the temperature of lesbians approaches absolute zero, they cease to exist.
December 5, 2007
These are great one-liners that even you can't screw up.
Dumbass Tries to Clean Automatic Door This makes you wonder how they actually clean doors that open automatically... OH, BY SHUTTING THEM OFF.
A guy buys a Darth Vader mask and a replica light saber... hilarity ensues.
One Good Reason Not to Buy a Wii Breaking news: playing the Wii may lead to being raped by your dog.
It's good to see that the embarrassment of kickers includes more than just missing a game winner.
November 30, 2007
Technical Glitch in Live Newscast Are you sure that lightning strike victims don't really talk like that?
Eric Cartman Reads College Football Starting Lineups What's next? Peter Griffin singing the national anthem at a hockey game?
How to Tell if You are an Asshole Do you meet any of these criteria?
Did you ever hide weird library books in other peoples' back packs in high school? This prank takes it to a new level...
This is a funny article that The Gerk wrote for a website called Associated Content.
The Five Ugliest Players in NBA History Not so fond of The Gerk's writing? Well, maybe you should check out this masterpiece The Douginator wrote during his stay at Associated Content.
November 28, 2007
Funny misheard lyrics and images that are sure to make you laugh.
Classic hilarity ensues when Pearl Jam is misinterpreted to a slideshow of pictures. Yes, potato wave, my friend.
November 27, 2007
Hilarious Whose Line is it Anyway? Sketch Richard Simmons guest stars in a scene that leaves Drew Carey and the entire audience in stitches.
Damn, I wish I had this idea.
Worst product ever?
November 24, 2007
Make Your Own Personalized Money Ever want to see your hideous face emblazoned on some currency? This is the place to do it!
Priceless Headlines and Newspaper Ads If I saw these in the newspaper, I would be laughing too hard to take a picture of them.
For all of you trivia buffs out there, here are some useless facts to appease your appetite for everything pointless.
November 23, 2007
Netdisaster.com allows you to attack any website in a variety of ways. Have fun with it!
You don't have to be a doctor to find these things funny- in fact, you don't even have to be a Scrubs fan.
This site is home to dozens of creative Nintendo comic strips.
Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nothin' to Fuck With Seriously, don't fuck with them.
How Much Caffeine Would it Take to Kill You? Shit, it would take 93.07 cans of Jolt Cola to kill me? Bring it on!
Fat girls everywhere, take notice!
November 22, 2007
Even the most religious people should be able to appreciate this.
Why would my parents lie to me for so long?
If you are the type of person offended by the previous link, then you will definitely laugh at this.
The same guy that brought you Girls's Costume Warehouse is now pawning Christmas decorations.
A tool that determines how much of any given alcoholic drink it would take to kill you.
This would be a great link to look at if you are in fact procrastinating.
This kind of makes you feel grateful for everything you've got.
November 21, 2007
Anyone who knows about what happened to Buffalo Bills' tight end Kevin Everett this season will laugh hysterically at this clip. Guess What I'm Craving This Morning? The best flow chart ever. And if it doesn't make you want bacon, then you cannot possibly be human. Everyone loves Bingo, especially old people!
From the folks over at Sesame Street. Some of the best one-liners the world has ever seen.
Powerthirst
What if everything you ever wanted... came in a rocket can!
The Most Fantastic Finishes in Sports Does your favorite finish make Maxim's list?
The Top 15 Video Game Franchises This list can be debated for hours. What franchise do you think should be number one?
Is Condeleeza Rice Having an Affair with President Bush? A charming love story told in just three pictures. |
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