Six Guys I Would Go Gay For

The definitive list of dudes that prop up my man tent.

By Demonic Laughter


          

 

       I’ve come to a point in my life where I’ve started to notice that some men are really cool, good- looking, smart, and funny. Hell, some guys are simply amazing.  Therefore, I’ve decided to give you all a look at some of the best guys out there today. You might be asking yourself  "Why?" …don’t ask questions, smart ass, just read the damn thing. 

Brad Pitt

                Okay, everyone and their mother thinks this guy is hot.  My reasons for putting good Brad on my list are simple.  Look at the chicks he has bagged and tell me he isn’t awesome.  You can’t fucking do it.  Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie- I mean, come on Brad! Leave some for the rest of us!  On top of his prowess for banging hot-ass women, he is also a great actor.  A dual threat like Brad has to be on my list. 

 

Clive Owen

                Clive Owen makes my list for the simple reason that I love his voice.  I love hearing him talk.  I don’t know what it is exacly about the man’s voice that I love so much. I don’t like all English actors, but Clive is special; he's a bad ass.  With movies like Sin City and Shoot 'em Up under his belt, you simply can’t fuck with this man.

 

Christian Bale

                What is there to say about Christian Bale?  He is a great actor.  He was amazing in American Psycho and in The Machinist.  He seems to be able to be intense without saying a single word- a respectable trait if I’ve ever seen one.  Oh and by the way he is Batman. He could be my dark knight any day.

 

Anthony Kiedis

                Anthony Kiedis is the lead singer for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.  He started right out of high school with his band mates and has never looked back.  The Chili Peppers released their first record in 1984, and 24 years later he is still rocking harder than ever.  Kiedis has had to fight hard to stay on top.  He fought to keep his band together when his lead guitarist died in the late 80’s, and he has had to fight his own personal demons by beating his addiction to heroin.  He is simply hardcore and I love it. He might not do heroin anymore, but I'd let him inject me, if you catch my drift.

 

Jake Gyllenhaal

                Jake grew up in L.A. and went to kindergarten with the lead singer of Maroon 5.  So yeah, Jake has been this kick-ass since the age of 6.  So why do I like him?  Cause he’s got balls.  He played a crazy mother fucker in Donnie Darko and a gay cowboy in Brokeback Mountain. I wonder if he would lasso me sometime? His most impressive role so far was in Jarhead, though. Simply amazing.

 

Ryan Reynolds

             Ryan Reynolds, why do I love thee?  Let me count the ways; you’re funny as hell, you have a great beard, and you don’t take yourself too seriously.  I hate famous people who are in love with themselves. I don’t know Ryan, but he doesn’t seem like that kind of person.  He can play a lot of different roles in a movie and I do love that about him.  He also seems to find a way to make anything entertaining.  Oh and I fucking love his beard, I love it too much. Did I mention that already?

 

Honorable Mentions:

-Indianapolis Colts' center, Jeff Saturday

-Toronto Raptors' back-up shooting guard, Carlos Delfino

-Punisher star, Thomas Jane

-Lead singer of Incubus, Brandon Boyd

 

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