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Negative Comments Inspire Arabian Monkey's Writers to be Less Funny
Arabianmonkey.com has been shelled with negative comments over the past two weeks. In response, the staff has decided to forget about being funny and will instead focus on boring readers and annoying everyone who visits a link dump site. The Gerk has the story.
Miley Cyrus Annexes State of Montana in Bloody Coup
Miley Cyrus, the star of Disney's hit show "Hannah Montana," has seized control over the entire state of Montana after a three day coup. The Gerk has more information on the breaking news.
A new year is upon us, brimming with promise and hope, but
we will soon realize that 2008 is going to suck just as much as 2007 did. Therefore, The Gerk has taken a peek into the next 12 months and copiled all of the highlights of 2008... just in case you were planning on missing it.
Santa Claus Announces His Return to the NFL
After another successful Christmas season, Santa Claus has announced that he will be returning to the National Football League to aid a playoff team looking for defensive line help. The Gerk has the inside story straight from the North Pole.
Britney Spears to Sell Her Pride and New Album to Jive Records for Doritos
Britney Spears continued her fall from grace by announcing that she will sell the rights to her new album in exchange for a lifetime supply of Doritos. The Gerk has the entire story in this satire news article.
Are you still worried about contracting the SARS virus? Neither is FOX! The Douginator takes a sneak peak at the new hit show.
Pacman Found Dead at the Age of 27
Pacman, the video game icon, was found dead today in an Orlando arcade machine. The Gerk reports on the life and death of a misunderstood American hero, who gobbled up dots 'til the bitter end.
NBA Referees Bet Team Owners That "They Probably Would've Lost Those Games Anyway"
In light of Tim Donaghy's betting scandal, a coalition of NBA refs decides to bet the NBA owners that they would have lost the games anyway, despite the referees throwing the games to make money. The Gerk explains in this hilarious fake-news satire.
Hammer Brothers of Nintendo Fame Plead "Not Guilty" to Felony Assault Charges
A story hot off of the Mushroom Kingdom Press concerning the recent allegations of the Hammer Brothers' vicious assault on a local plumber.