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Max Power is back in action with another round of celebrity trash talking. This time he features the shitty music of Avril Lavigne, Matthew McConaughey's terrible new clothing line, and Whoopi Goldberg's snub from the 2008 Oscars.
Some guys would prop a tent in any man's pants, and those on this list assuredly meet that criteria. Demonic Laughter explores his alternative lifestyle in this article intended to spark a debate over the validity of man-crushes.
Five Awesome Movies That Don't Exist
Have you ever watched a film and wished it had a totally different plot line? If so, you'll enjoy these five movie spin-offs that won't ever be made (but The Gerk thinks they should be).
Have you ever wanted to play a cowbell alongside your favorite cowbell-featuring songs? Do you suck at playing a real cowbell? Then Cowbell Hero from Arabian Monkey might just be the greatest thing to ever happen to you!
Three more celebs have unwarily stepped into Max Power's crosshairs, so let the slamming commence. Danny Bonaduce, Hulk Hogan, and Jennifer Lopez never saw it coming.
Celebrity Look-Alikes: Volume Five
Can't get enough of celebrities that look vaguely similar to one another? Well, you're in luck! This time around, The Gerk notices the uncanny resemblances between celebs such as Amy Winehouse, Master Chief, Richard Simmons, Lois Griffin, and even Shrek!
Celebrity Look-Alikes: Volume Four
The Gerk is proud to present a slew of new celebrity look-alikes, including Rihanna, The Riddler, John Kerry, Adam Sandler, and even LOL Walrus!
Ten Reasons Rosie O'Donnell Lost Her Show
The world is a better place when Rosie O'Donnell isn't on television, and Max Power will be the first to tell you that. Maybe you'd like to know exactly why the meaty mistress of media is showless- in which case, this article is for you.
The Worst TV Show Prizes of All Time
The Douginator assures you that penicillin won't clear that up.
Arabian Monkey is proud to present its newest column, Celebrity Slam. Each week, (or whenever, really, we're not into the whole "deadlines" thing) Max Power will take a look at three stories in the entertainment world and put a funny spin on them. This week's feature includes Britney Spears, Ryan Gosling, and Notre Dame Football Coach Charlie Weis.
Celebrity Look-Alikes: Volume Three
The Gerk presents round three of recycled celebrities, this time including stars such as E.T., Tupac, Billy Idol, Dave Chappelle, and even Optimus Prime!
Celebrity Deathmatch Wish List
Max Power loves celebrities. Max Power loves fighting. Therefore, Max Power loves celebrities fighting! In this article, Max explores the amazing possibilities of real life deathmatches, including a surprise fight between two titular titans!
The Top Five Hollywood "How the Hell?" Moments
Max Power takes his first step outside of movie reviews to grant us this top five of the most screwed up things on the celebrity scene. Featured bat-shit crazy celebs include Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Carson Daly, and more.
Celebrity Look-Alikes: Volume Two
Everyone loves celebrities, and we here at Arabian Monkey are no exception. The Gerk is back for your viewing pleasure with another round of look-alike celebs. Including: Donal Logue, Billy Corgan, Stephen Colbert, Nicole Richie, Lord Voldemort, and Jesus Christ.
The Family Feud was a game show that inspired generations of Americans, or something like that. The Gerk takes a look at some of the Family Feud surveys that never quite made it on the air.
The Five Celebrities I Hope NEVER Have a Sex Tape
Generally, nothing puts a smile on a man's face like a good old-fashioned celebrity sex tape. But there are some cases where if a tape exists, it should be burned to ashes and damned to hell. The Gerk details the shudder-inducing possibility of celebs like Bob Barker, Oprah, and John Lovitz having sex tapes.
Celebrity Look-Alikes: Volume One
The Gerk brings you his latest creation- a collage of celebrities with an uncanny resemblance to one another. Featured celebs include Britney Spears, Tiki Barber, Johnny Depp, and Michael Moore.
Where Are They Now: Salute Your Shorts Edition
Donkey Lips, Sponge, Ug, and Budnick- "Salute Your Shorts" kicked all kinds of ass. The Douginator has done some detective work and found out what happened to the cast of Camp Anawanna.
The Top Five Celebrities You Didn't Know Were Gay
The Gerk has found some celebrities that might do a bit more than tickle your fancy. CAUTION! Gay advertisements abound in this article.