A new spin on a popular show! Finally, SARS hits America and in a big way! The biggest stars are going to be dancing with advanced stages of Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome! Catch the fever! Along with the shortness of breath and death that accompanies SARS!

 

"I'm Wayne Newton and I say 'Fuck yeah!' to SARS!"

 

Ugly Spice has SARS. The other guy is wearing the mask because...well, look at where he is laying.

 

Passed out because of the SARS. Interesting fact about Marie Osmond- she was born with a severe lack of talent, so SARS has hit her especially hard.

 

This guy is beggin' for some SARS... please, someone give him some.

 

The judges are blocking the stench from Mario Lopez's failed acting career.

 

"I'm only wearing this mask because I thought the show was called Dancing with Roseanne Barr!"

 

"If you all got SARS from a leprechaun in a tree say 'YEAH!'... YEAAHHHH!"

 

All-time leading NFL rusher and king of SARS.