Sam Cassell and E.T.

The creepiest looking player in the NBA, Sam Cassell, has been maligned with several nicknames throughout his career- "The Human Penis," "Ugly," and "Alien," to name a few.

E.T., on the other hand, doesn't get made fun of a whole lot. However, some grown men cry at the end of his movie.

 

 

Andy Pettitte and Freddie Mercury

These two actually have a lot in common- they have both performed in Houston and New York, both are kinda gay, and both have pranced around to "We Are The Champions."

 

 

 

Optimus Prime and A Red Semi-Truck

Transformers humor! Of course Optimus Prime looks like a semi-truck- he's a robot in disguise. Good lord, I feel like such a loser for saying that.

 

 

Pink (Alecia Moore) and Billy Idol

I don't know who this resemblance should shame more- a failing, tattooed, female pop star, or a washed out, irrelevant, ex-punk rocker. Both of them are pretty damn ugly, but I think one of them has boobs... just be sure which one it is before you save these images to your porn folder.

 

 

 

Lou Holtz and Bud Selig

I suppose that when old white men get to a certain golden age, all of them begin to look like one another. However, the resemblance between the former Notre Dame coach and the MLB Commissioner is uncanny.

 

Nick Cannon and Tupac Shakur

It might feel like a stretch, but if Cannon got "Thug Life" tattooed across his abdomen, got shot a few times, and used some of Barry Bonds' flaxseed oil, these two would be pretty much identical.

 

 

Tupac Shakur and Dave Chappelle

Does Tupac look like everyone? Or is it just a big cover up to prevent people from knowing he is still alive?

 

Holy Cow! Do you remember Celebrity Look-a-Likes Volume Two? What about Celebrity Look-a-Likes Volume One?

 

 

 

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