So where did you come up with the name?

We can't really remember the exact moment, but it was sometime back in the 6th grade. We were just screwing around, drawing crazy inventions and fake gag products, and for some reason we wrote that all of our inventions came from the Arabian Monkey Corporation.

Did you build the site yourself? How?

The Douginator and The Gerk built the site from scratch using Macromedia Dreamweaver 8 and Adobe Photoshop 7.0. Neither one of them knew what they were doing. All of the logos, buttons, and fancy graphics were made by them as well, up until the site was recently reformatted. Now you can give props to Nick Baker of Baker Productions for designing our logo and link buttons.

What is the purpose of this site?

Arabianmonkey.com is your home for all of the best things on the net. We produce our own exclusive content, as well as guiding you to other sweet things like funny links, games, and ways to make money.

Who the fuck are you guys?

The Arabian Monkey Company co-founders are two college students from the Midwestern US of A. In between kicking puppies and being awesome, the young gentlemen graciously decided to grant the general viewing public with this website. In my honest opinion, both of them are probably better than you and you should strive to reach half their greatness.

So, are you single?

Sorry ladies, both of the Arabian Monkey Company CEOs are taken. But feel free to purge your disgusting sexual fantasies on the other writers on the site.

How can you make me a better person?

Well, here at Arabian Monkey we don't necessarily pride ourselves in being great people. We value being "cool" more than anything. Attaining coolness is a complicated process that I won't explain here, but I will tell you that you definetly need to smoke if you want your friends to think you're cool.

Can you send me some money?

That's not how a democracy works. I exchange payment for goods recieved and services rendered. I am not a philanthropist nor do I empathize with the plight of poor people. On the other hand, you are more than welcome to send us money. E-mail one of us for details.

Can we have you on our TV Show/ Radio Program/ Next Orgy?

Yes, we are always looking for an avenue to promote our work. E-mail one of us and we will exchange further information.

Do you make any money on this site?

Not much. But you can change that by clicking the ads... that's what they are there for.

Can I write for you?

Yep. But I want to see proof that you're not a bumbling idiot first, so send me a submission. If I find out it's stolen from somewhere else, I will track you down and kill you. Otherwise, you've got a good shot. Keep in mind that this is not a paid job.

How many hits do you get a day?

It depends. As of right now, we average in the low thousands on a slow day, and in the ten thousand-range on above average days. Our all-time high according to Google Adsense is over 30,000 page views in one day.

Oh-emm-gee where did my favorite article go? Did you delete it?

Nope. It's filed away in the archives under and appropriate category. There are now eight archives full of original content. Some of it is filed kind of oddly since it the articles only end up in one archive. Say you're looking for one of The Douginator's political interviews- you would find it in the "Interviews" section, not the "Politics" section. We only keep the fifteen newest articles on the main page, preventing you from having to scroll down the screen for an hour to find something.

This FAQ sucks! Where can I ask legitmate questions?

If you really wanna be an ass about it, feel free to e-mail us at Thegerk@arabianmonkey.com or thedouginator@arabianmonkey.com. We will respond soon enough. Or not.